If your elastic is plastic you will be fantastic!
But if your elastic is paper, it will be drastic!
Paper clothes are for paper dolls
not for people who shop in malls.
There are many forms of elastic
For many a use and type
such as wash and wear so people won’t stare.
But what’s up with all the hype?
And who is going to care?
Cotton and rubber good for swimwear
So, in saltwater, it won’t tear.
Polyester can be a bit stiffer,
But I beg to differ.
Some shrinks less
but if it comes undone,
it will be a mess.
Some is made of acetate
But hold on to your plate
It must be hand-washed
and not suitable for swimwear.
Oh what a bear (bare)!
This elastic humor is going to get you nowhere!
The Pen Cushion 